In this scene, Phoenix Marie is coming off a divorce. She gets a pedicure and foot massage from Mary Moody to feel better. But as Mary is trying to close the shop, Phoenix keeps offering her money to keep the party of two going. This eventually results in Phoenix fucking Mary. I’m sure that’s a work violation.

Can’t blame Mary for looking. Even if it isn’t conscious, she can’t help but peek at Phoenix’s pussy for no other reason than it’s right there. I’m curious to see if Mary acts like it’s not a thing and stays quiet.

Hot damn! There’s no way Phoenix doesn’t realize that much of her pussy (and hair) is showing for public viewing. She would feel the air against is. I’m not sure if that’s how the air works. I’m just saying this bitch knows her vag is out and is keeping it out intentionally.

I was about to ask what kind of nail salon also does massages, but I just looked up a few salons near me. Turns out pedicures typically do come with a lotion massage. Even under the basic package. Carry on.

In case you forgot this turns into a lesbian scene, Brazzers is here to remind us by having Mary bite her lip while staring too hard at Phoenix’s lips.

Mary should already be reaching for that cash. Young employees are the worst. No wonder my aunt hates working part-time at TJ Maxx. If someone is offering you $100 for two more minutes of work, just take the damn money.

Hahahahaha! I applaud Phoenix having the nerve to rub one out like this, but public masturbation is no laughing matter. It’s actually a misdemeanor that can turn into a felony. We all know Mary isn’t going to call the cops, but by gawd, she could have.

To anyone working in a form of customer service: if someone asks “do you want to know why he’s divorcing me?”, it’s okay to say “no”. You’re not a therapist. Also, the fuck is Phoenix yapping about? I hate when people randomly bring up a story that wasn’t previously discussed.

Phoenix is shooting for the triple crown of sexual misconduct. Offering someone money in exchange for a sexual favor is both illegal and trash. Unless you’re in certain parts of Nevada and the girl has a license. I actually don’t know how legalized prostitution works.

Bitch, why you lying? The place is dead. Mary is the only worker and Phoenix has been the only customer. Also, Mary just said she had to close the place. No one should be walking in after-hours. I’d be more concerned about someone gazing through the window while waiting on their Chinese food.

What is Mary referring to? Eating pussy? Exchanging sex for money? Both? Besides, I don’t think Phoenix is concerned about whether Mary has done “that” before. It’s not an indecent proposal if the person getting the money is a pro.

Funny how waving $300 in front of someone can change their entire thinking. Also, why Mary always lying? She clearly knows how to eat pussy. No one goes straight for the kill on their first attempt.

I’m pretty sure kissing is an extra charge. Mary needs to get firm about her prices. Phoenix clearly wants more for her $300, which is both deceiving and understandable. 300 bones to receive oral is overpriced. This isn’t the VIP room of a strip club.

Cheek-sucking. Mary actually has a nice butt. As a trash dude, this is why I hate tight pants, jeans especially. Can’t really tell what a girl is working with when her ass is all smushed and compressed. That’s why yoga and jogger pants are better. I’m terrible.

That’s … neat?! A standing 69 seems like considerably too much work for not nearly enough pleasure. Why go through all this? I feel like lying on the ground is far more effective. I would seriously give this scene 1000 points if Phoenix gave Mary a Tombstone Piledriver.

Ass-licking. Paying someone just to service them is stupid. But in moments like this, I realize maybe some of us just like to make other people happy. So good on Phoenix for making a young girl cum and giving her $300 in the process. Hope Mary remembered to close the blinds. This blog is over.

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