Codi Vore in “Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock”

Today we look at Codi Vore in “Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock” from Scoreland. Codi misses the touch of her man and wants to masturbate for all of us. And him, I suppose.

This is clearly very different from what we usually cover. But if we’re going to insist that porn can be insane and fascinating, those words should apply to all porn. Plus, I really enjoy Scoreland’s work and think you will, too.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

Um … what?! I appreciate being immediately inserted into a story, but this is an odd start for a video we’re supposed to fap to.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

Sounds like Codi had a bad breakup. Which is a shame, really. As someone who deals with depression off and on, loneliness can make people feel small, irrelevant, and more pertinent to this video, unsexy.

So I’m guessing this will lead to Codi using a “giant toy cock” to masturbate and break the fourth wall a bit by acknowledging she’s doing it for us, the viewer. It’s a convoluted road to getting us to jizz our pants.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

Oh, got it. If Codi can’t have the guy’s dick, then she’s going to get a dick in some other form. Feels like it should lead into Codi doing a hardcore scene with a random, but reality porn isn’t exactly Scoreland’s jam.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

In case you forgot you’re watching porn, MASSIVE TITS! I’ve half forgotten all the yadda that preceded this moment. Outside of being eye-raped, I would wonder how Codi must feel walking around with those things in public. But no need to ask when Scoreland provides an answer:

“I definitely avoid drawing attention to my breasts. While I think my tits are awesome, and I have no problem showing them, I find I am more respected when they aren’t on display.”

Which makes perfect sense. We’re not good people. When we see titties, all we think is titties. Everything else about a woman stops existing. Codi shouldn’t have to hide them, but I also understand why she does.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

Yea, we–we all kind of figured that, Codi. We’re lightyears ahead of you, and yet it’s your video.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

I understand titfucking looks cool visually, but nothing about it has ever seemed practical. Pussy, a blowjob, even a handjob seem like a better means of stimulation and reaching orgasm than loose cleavage.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

About two minutes in and we get our tit drop from Codi. And Jeebus, those things are enormous. And just to be clear, her words did get me going. What we say can be just as stimulating as what we do. But once we see nipples, those words suddenly go to the wayside.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

The scene has been a lot of Codi describing what this mystery man used to do to her, but man, the way women masturbate is much more sensual than how dudes jerk off. There is emotion behind it that makes the masturbation seem so much more significant.

Guys just grab some pictures or a video and do the deed. Women come up with entire scenarios to get lost in. Seriously, they get lost in the moment. We just cum in tissue and fix a sandwich. Hopefully after washing our hands.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

I feel like Scoreland is trying to remind us that it specializes in butts as well. As an aside, it is cool that Scoreland is featuring more natural women compared to like, two decades ago. Not enough quality porn features curvy bodies.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

It’s getting hot in here. I like this line from Codi because it has a double meaning. It fits within the narrative of Codi missing her man. But it also works within the spectrum of Codi talking to the viewer and reeling them in.

She wants to feel her man fucking her and cumming on her tits (because, Scoreland). She’s going to imagine it while masturbating. But she also wants us, her audience, to cum to the visual because she wants the attention. Damn, this is good stuff.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

My gut tells me the feeling is mutual for everyone watching. Again, the double meaning behind everything Codi says is perfect.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

There goes Codi, reminding us one more time that she has a big butt to match her huge tits. If you’re a Scoreland regular, you know videos don’t feature shots like this too often. The production is dedicated to massive tits, but sometimes it’s forgotten that the models have amazing bodies overall.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

I don’t know why, but Codi grabbing the pillow made me crack up a bit. Sex and masturbating can be a workout depending on how you approach it. Having to keep her head up to look at the camera had to be uncomfortable. I appreciate her taking a moment to fix that.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

I had to give a glimpse into the “giant toy cock,” even if the screencap is more graphic than usual.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock" Titfuck

Tit-fucking … with a toy. It does nothing for me, but it apparently does something for someone, somewhere. Codi’s breasts look heavy. Having to hold them up for this doesn’t seem like a lot of fun. This goes on for about three minutes, by the way.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock"

Codi actually let out a small growl after saying that. Based on the comments section in Scoreland, there are a number of members who wish to impregnate the models.

Codi Vore "Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock" Cumshot

Ahh! It’s one of those dildos that project white ooze. Considering how much Codi talks about wanting cum, I figured this was a possibility. What’s used as a substitute for cum? I bet it’s shampoo. Or Cetaphil.


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