Curvy Quinn in “Dick Pill”

Today we look at the lovely Curvy Quinn in “Dick Pill” from Plumper Pass. Curvy Quinn gives Jimmy Dix the wrong medication. Rather than curing his headache, he has an easier time getting an erection. Kids, never confuse pills. Weird things happen.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

I mean, everything about how the guy looks right now suggests that he does still have a headache. Is Curvy Quinn trying to read an art magazine? Maybe that’s what refined people do. Or people trying to be more sophisticated.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

That is such a man move, toughing the headache out. Curvy Quinn offers some meds and Jimmy just won’t take the help. While hydration and rest solve most things, it doesn’t solve everything. Just pop an Advil and change out of your work clothes.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

And that is such a girlfriend move, going to the medicine cabinet regardless.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Hold up. Did Curvy Quinn walk in a circle and through the dining room to get to the kitchen, when going through the doorway right behind the couch would’ve been so much faster?

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Oh, bless her heart, the girl’s an idiot. First, there is no need to guess. Curvy Quinn could easily ask Jimmy which one is for headaches. Considering these are prescription bottles (meaning Jimmy takes them on the regular), he would know.

Second, while we know the actual reason why the medicine is in prescription bottles (copyrights and legal stuff and whatnot), why is the medicine in this household reduced to TWO PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES?! If Jimmy had a bad case of nausea, there wouldn’t be shit for him to take.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Can’t help but notice there is far more medicine in the right bottle than the one containing the dick pills. I have no idea what this means for the couple, but it should be noted.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

I now realize the couch is pushed up against the wall, so Curvy Quinn can’t use the doorway. But even so, why the fuck would they block an opening with seating? The stupidity is frustrating me. I think I’m getting a headache. *Grabs a tablet of Cialis*

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

In case you thought you were watching an episode of Ask the Doctor, Curvy Quinn’s big tits are here to remind you that this is porn.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Looks like Curvy Quinn is still fast-browsing through that art magazine. Also seems like Jimmy is still dealing with a headache. I can’t possibly imagine why.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Not quite the choice between reality or illusion, but a crucial decision by Curvy Quinn nonetheless. Jimmy only realized something was up when he got a chubby, which is not how dick pills work. They don’t instantly get you hard. Men still need to be sexually stimulated first.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

I can’t tell if Jimmy is concerned about now having to mix the two medications, or just coming to grips with his girlfriend being one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Get your thoughts together! He seriously trails off before finding a new, incomplete way to explain what a “dick pill” is as if no adult in America knows what a dick pill is. Turns out Curvy Quinn isn’t the only one with a room temperature IQ.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

I would hope so! But if Jimmy has dick pills available, what’s his excuse for the short nights? Also, nice to see his headache is suddenly cured. Turns out pussy is the best medicine of all.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

judge-judy-facepalmChrist on a bike, will you just fuck him already so he stops saying things?! I’d give 1000 points if Curvy Quinn responded with “Nothing.” The last minute of Jimmy trying incoherently to persuade Curvy Quinn to bone has been agonizing. Curvy Quinn seemed more interested in her magazine than fucking right now, and that says a lot.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Curvy Quinn seems so disinterested. It’s painful to watch. It’s shocking considering how much of a pussy magnet Jimmy Dix must be.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Denied! I can’t tell if this is intended to be a part of the story, but Jimmy wanting to believe Curvy Quinn was pining for dick only to be told otherwise is hilarious.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

I know I need to continue watching in the case something interesting does happen, but I’m dozing off. This has literally been the last minute of the scene, Jimmy touching one part of Curvy Quinn’s body after another in the laziest foreplay I’ve ever seen.

Curvy Quinn in "Dick Pill"

Cumshot. 28 minutes later and this scene is mercifully over. A shame because I really like Curvy Quinn, she’s beautiful. But the action had no heat to it. A lot happened, but at the same time, it felt like barely anything happened at all. So here’s what you missed:

    • Pussy eating
    • Blowjob
    • Tit-fucking
    • Doggystyle on the couch
    • Missionary
    • Reverse cowgirl
    • Sideways Unicorn

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