Today we explain Abella Danger in “Knocking on Stepbros Morning Wood” from Sis Loves Me. It tells the story of a stepsister who fucks her stepbrother while he’s sleeping. That would sound a lot worse if the roles were reversed.
We open with a shot of what is clearly a man’s bedroom. It has all the symptoms: no decor on the wall, minimal furniture, and brown bed sheets. Bed sheets for men typically come in three color variations: brown, navy blue, and gray.
Abella Danger obnoxiously knocks out the door, lamenting how she always has to wake Logan Long up so that he isn’t late for school. This raises a minor question: why is she so invested in his getting to school on time?
Unless she depends on him to get to class, his delay is not her responsibility. He’s a grown ass man. If he doesn’t feel like going to school, he can just work in his dad’s company in three years.
Abella hits him to wake him up, but suddenly he shows signs of morning wood in what has to be the quickest erection ever recorded. He legit went from zero to 100 in nano-seconds. No wonder he’s a pornstar. A shocked Abella asks, “What is that?!” because she’s a fucking idiot, I guess.
Abella calls him a “perv” because she doesn’t understand morning wood. But she then proceeds to grab his dick and gasp, literally forgetting her previous name-calling just ten seconds earlier. She’s the Stugotz of porn.
Abella then strokes Logan with the sheets covering him. Depending on the type of sheets he has, it probably feels good. That said, either give him a blowjob or don’t. Otherwise, I could’ve sworn Abella has a school to go to.
Three minutes in, we officially get a wood sighting. Abella deepthroats him, making for an excellent visual but not a good blowjob. The shaft has the fewest nerve endings. The highest concentration of sensitivity is at the glans. Focus your head on the head.
And then Logan busts one. Right on his stomach. Sooo … are we done? He asks Abella what she’s doing in his bed. I’m calling bullshit on that. Abella accuses him of having a wet dream which a) is not how wet dreams work, and b) so what if he was?
In the next segment, Logan shows off his wool crop top and reveals he was awake the entire time. No shit. There’s no way he slept through getting his dick sucked and jizzing.
He also claims he wants video evidence of this happening, which makes zero fucking sense. Unless he’s going to use this as revenge porn (which is shitty as all hell), there’s no reason to have a tripod camera set up.
It what I assume is the next morning, Abella and her gym arms are now creeping on Logan. Which is some Class A reality porn. Regardless of him manipulating the situation (and recording it), it has to be made clear that Abella is the aggressor.
So now we’re doing this all over again. The only suspense is in whether Abella knows he’s awake. (I believe she does and just couldn’t give two fucks about it.) And in case you forgot vaginal intercourse will be involved, Abella starts taking off her panties.
Abella rides Logan, and he continues to act like he is asleep. This has now become galactically stupid. Even better, this is shown with a camera angle that isn’t consistent with where his tripod was initially set up.
It’s now the next day, and we’re on part three of this scene because I swear this a fucking porn vortex we can’t escape from. Logan does the dude thing where he wants to push for pussy but won’t flat-out say it, so Abella has to ask him what he’s trying to get at.
This is where things go completely off the rails. Logan not only admits he wasn’t asleep the past two mornings, but he admits he videotaped her. That has to be a crime, no? I don’t know what specific law would cover this, but I feel like Abella could press charges for something.
But nope. Abella is just concerned about them getting caught by their parents. She also feels this was less awkward when he was pretending to be asleep, which I don’t understand that logic at all. So guess what? Yup, we’re going to do this for the THIRD FUCKING TIME!
So they decide to fuck on the couch. Which, fun fact, Logan is still recording. This is never explained or accounted for. And unlike the first time, his cumshot means we actually are done. I guess cumshots as finishers don’t count if it doesn’t land on the girl’s face.