Observations from Lisa Ann in “Lisa’s Pool Boy Toy”

Happy 2019! Today we look at Brazzer’s “Lisa’s Pool Boy Toy” featuring Lisa Ann and Jordi El NiƱo Polla.

Lisa Ann’s boyfriend’s daughter is flirting with the pool boy (who might I add, isn’t good at his job). For reasons unknown, Lisa takes umbrage with this, pushing the daughter in the pool and fucking the pool boy. Which is great for the pool boy and Lisa Ann fans, but also galactically nonsensical.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

She’s back! I’ll get this out way: Lisa Ann is my all-time favorite pornstar. I can’t remember a scene of hers that I didn’t like or wasn’t willing to view.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

In case you forgot why we like Lisa, Brazzers reminds us by showing a shot of her ass.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

I like the yoga montage. Solo yoga in a beautiful home plays into the MILF characterization. It also offers a chance to show off how great Lisa looks before she gets down to business.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy GIF

Welp, my man boner just got a little hard.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

We introduce the story of the daughter flirting with Jordi in hopes of him becoming a steady booty call for the three months she’s visiting from college. I miss being a young adult.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Unless pool boys get paid by the minute, that’s a trivial thing for Lisa to get worked up over. Her fine ass should drink her green juice and stop creeping. Be better than that.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

FOR WHAT?! That’s jealousy, which is ridiculous because Lisa has no reason to feel threatened by that girl being the center of attention around the house.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

I enjoy this bikini, high heels, and church hat montage just as much as the next person. But again, what is Lisa out to prove? I know we shouldn’t be messing with the help (which Lisa is ironically about to do), but embarrassing the girl is cruel.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy GIF

Okay, NOW we have a reason to be concerned. Can’t be showing your titty bones off like that. It’s a bold strategy by the girl considering her father is at home. Let’s see if it pays off for her.

And props to Jordi for doing absolutely nothing to warrant this other than being a guy whose job puts him in the vicinity of a horny girl. That’s some privilege right there.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

A new warrior has entered the ring!

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy GIF

Holy shit! Hahahahaha, that all happened so fast! I was gawking at Lisa’s swaying hips, and before I knew it, she landed the first attack.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

This might be the literal definition of “tit for tat.” Also, where is Lisa’s boyfriend during this? I bet he’s watching Fox News.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Probably true. His daughter will always be there. Lisa Ann might not. Account Management 101 says Lisa is at greater risk of being lost. Do what you must to maintain retention.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

I understand being stunned by the situation he’s in. But for fuck’s sake, even if it’s possible that Jordi has never seen or touched a pair of tits before, at least act like you’ve been there.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Okay, Brazzers, that made me chuckle.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy GIF

Nice save! Although Jordi could make this better by at least grabbing the pool skimmer and pretending to do his damn job. This is the problem with fucking young dudes: they don’t know how to lie properly.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

If Lisa is going to tell the boyfriend a bald-faced lie about why his daughter is sobbing, that’s a good one. The only point of contention is whether the daughter was pushed or slipped, and Lisa will win that debate.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Did you even take a second to notice the pool boy taking an interest in and seated next to Lisa?! Fucking fuck, this guy!

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Get all the way the fuck outta here. You know how to know whether your sex game is inept? Your girlfriend doesn’t even care enough to cheat behind your back. Dude could wake up right now, and Lisa would still proceed with this.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Look. I know Jordi is probably a buck and a nickel soaking wet. But there is no way the boyfriend doesn’t notice Jordi’s skinny ass eating out Lisa.

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

Another face painted in cum. That means–

Lisa Ann Lisa's Pool Boy Toy

I totally forgot about the boyfriend and his daughter. I’m assuming Jordi isn’t getting paid, which sucks because he missed his other appointments and pussy doesn’t pay for food and rent. Though Property Sex would argue otherwise.


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