Annika Eve in "Pokémon: An XXX Parody", Explained

Niggas’ll lose they mind for it, wine for it, dine for it—pussy
Spend time for it, see no colored line for it—pussy

SZA’s “Doves in the Wind” is one of my favorite songs. It’s saved on my Spotify, so I must be telling the truth. The two bars above come from Kendrick Lamar’s verse and speaks the truth about men and their relationship with the pronoun-ed “pussy”: we’ll jump through hoops for it.

We’ll come up with all the energy possible in the pursuit of pussy. We’ll concoct the smoothest lines or lies. We’ll take a woman out on a date or overcompensate. Or in the case of Annika Eve and Xander Corvus, go on a Pokémon quest.

The premise of “Pokémon: A XXX Parody” is that Annika Eve has elusive Poké-pussy worth catching. Dressed up as Pikachu, Annika taunts Xander over his inability to catch her. Not sure when Pikachu was able to speak English for everyone to hear. But this only motivates Xander to find her using … Poké-pussy GO. Or Tinder.

Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody

The moment men decide to be aggressive and make a push for the pussy is an occasion, one that rarely works out as well as this scene. Xander hits the park to start his search, a common area for men actively prowling. Also on the list are bars, gyms, Meetup events, and Starbucks (if you’re white).

Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody

Xander stumbles around clumsily for a while, very common for men, before running into Annika and her girlfriend … teasing him? I don’t know enough about Pokémon to know if that’s a thing they do.

Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody

I assume Pokémon run from humans trying to capture them, so Annika does the same with Xander. But probably because he is also coming off as a creep. While her random girlfriend in pink runs away (she wasn’t much help), Annika is eventually cornered while Xander tries to catch her on Poké-pussy GO.

Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody

Annika denies his efforts, repeatedly. Throwing things at women doesn’t earn you pussy. This isn’t the mid-1900’s. But eventually, his persistence pays off. Or Annika merely has grown tired of fighting.

Xander Corvus Pokemon XXX Parody

Having now secured the Pika-puss of his eye, leveling up in the process, Xander celebrates his victory. Annika asks what his plans are now that he has captured her. We don’t do “plans,” so he gropes her and commands her to “use blowjob.” He never considers if this “blowjob attack” isn’t all that effective.

Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody

Annika Eve and Xander Corvus in “Pokemon: A XXX Parody” from Reality Kings

While “Pokémon: A XXX Parody” may be an obvious riff on the Pokémon GO app (which was released weeks before this scene), it also captures the journey of men trying to catch women, or pussy to be more specific.

Men think of pussy as a thing to obtain. It’s a valuable item, thus turning women into objects as well. I think back to Dave Chappelle describing the fear of being a young man on a New York subway with $25,000 in cash in his backpack: “Holy shit, what if I had a pussy on me all the time? That’s what women are dealing with.”

Pokémon is a strange universe. Trainers capture creatures and teach them to battle each other for sport to earn badges and rank. The Pokémon are just pawns. One of man’s numerous fights for supremacy is how many women we have been able to capture and hook up with. Casual sex is treated as a sport.

Xander is on the hunt and doesn’t hesitate to hit the outdoors in search of pussy using what is clearly a symbol of casual dating apps like Tinder. He throws every message he can at Annika, all the while Annika is trying to avoid him as she and her friend laugh at Xander’s attempts.

Xander finally catching Annika is a sign that he ultimately said or did the right thing. Like, buy her a drink or something, I dunno. But when Annika ponders what the long-term plan is in their partnership, it’s clear he just wants her to obey his orders for sex.

Yes, some women are good with casual sex. I’m 100% cool with that, and this is where the scene makes a deviation. Pokémon don’t appear to have a choice or consent to battling. Annika, on the other hand, knows what’s up and is fine with sexual favors as long as Xander makes the right moves.

Guys wish it could be this easy. We have pocket pussies to play with, but that pales in comparison to pocketing women you can dial up at any time. Real life requires social effort. “Pokémon: A XXX Parody” asks that you throw a ball.


Annika Eve Pokemon XXX Parody Cumshot

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