Today we explain Krissy Lynn and Aubrey Sinclair in “Get Her Juices Flowing” from Brazzer’s Hot and Mean.
In this scene, barista Aubrey is too distracted by Krissy’s tits to do her job. After receiving a hot flash from an errant drink order and stripping off her top, Krissy opts to make Aubrey taste her “organic juices.” This will somehow make Aubrey a more focused worker.
We open with … Krissy pouring real fruit juice on her body. I had no idea what she was squeezing on her tits and had to look up Ocean Spray fruit juices to figure it out (it was grapefruit). Fuck knows what the green stuff is.
Once that’s done, we get to Aubrey. She’s a barista for one of those high-class organic bars that white people love and black people living in affluent neighborhoods learn to love. Please note, there are no customers.
Aubrey suddenly does the man thing of visioning herself rubbing on Krissy’s titty balls, establishing who is interested in who. Amazingly, Aubrey perfectly maps out what Krissy’s tits look like. She must have x-ray vision.
After Aubrey snaps out of her trans trance, she finally does some customer servicing, but Krissy is upset over being called “ma’am,” establishing who will be the “mean” in “Hot and Mean”.
First off, bitch calm the fuck down. Second, anyone in the service industry knows that calling a woman “ma’am” is a dangerous move. It’s not rude per se, but it’s an ego-bruiser as it implies a woman’s age.
Krissy gives her order and asks Aubrey to hurry as she’s three hours late for a manicure appointment. This is every suburban mom at Starbucks: the world is theirs, the kid threw up, she’s running late, and express coffee will fix it.
Aubrey begins work on Krissy’s order and starts fondling a half-split grapefruit that looks like tits before trancing back to her sex illusions. I–I don’t know what to make of this. Sex drives are a weird thing.
Bitch, make your own green juice, then! Krissy wants Aubrey to work a little faster. To Krissy’s credit, Aubrey is busy getting wet over orbs of sugar. This makes me wonder how long Aubrey has been taking, and why she had to go to a separate room to make the juice?
After Krissy takes a sip of the drink, she has a hot flash. Stress, sugary beverages, and tight clothing can do that. Because this place lacks customers, she lets her tits loose and requests ice while Aubrey is a step closer to her vision coming true. That sly girl!
A still topless Krissy demands to see what Aubrey put in the drink. It is revealed that *dun dun duuuun!!!* Aubrey accidentally used regular and not organic spinach. This is why you shouldn’t rush people. Hurts accuracy.
If you’re wondering what’s the difference between organic and conventional spinach, apparently organic spinach won’t have human-made pesticides, herbicides, and fertilizers, GMOs, antibiotics or growth hormones, or irradiation. What the fuck did I just type?
And in case you forgot you were watching porn and not a shitty work PSA on the dangers of getting orders wrong or mishandling food, here is a shot of Aubrey’s ass in short shorts!
Back to the story, a forever topless Krissy gets aggressive with Aubrey, pouring out the spinach (unnecessary) and putting her hand on Aubrey’s throat (definitely unnecessary). Krissy reveals she knows Aubrey was staring at her tits.
And then Krissy commits sexual assault. You’re probably thinking, but Aubrey wants Krissy, their both women, and this will turn into sex. Yes, because it’s porn. But IRL, Aubrey was just groped without consent. Be better than that.
That sounds gross. Adults are terrible at dirty talk. Krissy demands Aubrey eats her out, and we all know Aubrey will comply. I’m curious about Krissy’s story. I bet Krissy hasn’t fucked her husband in a while, walks around perpetually bitchy, and saw an opportunity.
AND WE’RE OFF!! Launch time: seven minutes and roughly 40 seconds.
Krissy starts getting mouthy, ordering Aubrey to “lick it better” and calling her a “dirty little slut.” Which, in fairness and without slut-shaming, anyone eating pussy around food meant to be served is pretty dirty. That’s a health code violation. Can Aubrey taste the organic juices, yet?
After Krissy gets too comfortable and starts kissing Aubrey (never a good idea for potential “one hit and quit” sex), Krissy spanks Aubrey. This adds new wrinkles to Krissy’s character. I’ll explain later.
Considering she never got to drink her green juice, Krissy decides to taste Aubrey organic juices. Yep, still sounds gross. Though according to Broadly, eating pussy could be useful for health as it may be full of probiotic bacteria.
It’s the same healthy bacteria Dannon Activia boasts about with its yogurt. The trick is, ten to 10,000 grams of vaginal fluid would have to be swallowed to be effective. In other words, Krissy has A LOT of face-humping to get through.
Krissy makes Aubrey lay on the spinach, which Krissy says is Aubrey’s mess. Video evidence says otherwise. We then get a hot face-sitting session as we get a look at Aubrey’s converse sneakers. It’s the perfect sneaker to wear in porn when trying to avoid logos.
Krissy continues upping her gram count but says something revealing. In mentioning this being about her pleasure, we can theorize that Krissy lives a life of always having to please others. It’s never about her. Now she can get what she wants … a 21-year-old barista’s pussy.
There isn’t much more to add. We are 11 minutes into Krissy and Aubrey fucking without a single customer walking in on them. I just wanted to point out Krissy twerking on Aubrey’s mouth while on all fours. Never seen that before and it’s hot as all hell.
21 minutes in and Krissy finally says the thing we have been thinking: she’s sexually frustrated and Aubrey was a welcome target. But it also seems Krissy is genuinely taking a liking to Aubrey.
The two engage in sucking on Krissy’s tit. Adorable. Earlier, Krissy was being a bitch and literally at Aubrey’s throat. Now the two are sharing. I can’t wait for Krissy’s husband to discover Aubrey is her side piece before having a threesome.
After ending with some scissoring, Krissy walks out with Aubrey’s panties, still topless and now three and a half hours late for that manicure appointment. That fruit reeks of sex now.
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