Elsa Jeans escapes a bounty hunter by saying her sex is ‘really good’

Today we’re watching Elsa Jean in “To Catch A White Woman” from Teens Love Black Cocks. In this scene, Jax Slayher has to find criminal Elsa. Elsa’s laziness allows her to get caught, while Jax’s stupidity enables her to fuck him and escape capture.

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We open with Elsa Jean leaning against a wall while stretching gum from her teeth like a real villain. Might as well hand her an apple to bite into.

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Jax is watching from a distance in his car because he doesn’t understand how stealth works. He’s looking at Elsa’s Instagram profile to confirm the white girl in front of him is indeed the white girl he’s supposed to capture.

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Elsa realizes this random dude in the luxury black SUV isn’t so random and tries to run. Jax gives chase, and listen, I hate cops being called due to someone [verbing] while black. But even I’m dialing 911 over these optics.

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In the car, Jax explains that he’s a bounty hunter. Don’t the police have real police to handle that? Yes, but bounty hunting is still a thing in America.

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Jax asks how someone like Elsa (white, young and pretty) ends up running from the law. Elsa says words that don’t actually explain anything. This was pointless.

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But Elsa doesn’t want to eat jail food and offers to strike a deal. I’m pretty sure bounty hunters don’t have the jurisdiction to make that decision. But never passing on a chance for a potential gain, Jax asks for details.

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It’s sex. The details are that Elsa will sex him. Jax wisely doesn’t want to risk money over pussy, but Elsa insists the sex will be amaze-balls. The look in her eyes right now suggests she ain’t lying.

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Jax parks in what looks like a midtown alley for a preview. I guess he hasn’t informed the police or bail bondsmen of Elsa’s capture, so there is no rush.

Also, this dude went commando in jeans? This is a bad idea for many reasons. He’s risking skin irritation, jock itch, sweat stains, and having to do more laundry than necessary.

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In a showcase of her skills, Elsa gives Jax a blowjob in the backseat. It looks like a prostitute session in Grand Theft Auto. Jax’s health should increase. I would give Elsa all the points if she bit his head off right now.

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Three minutes later, Elsa is still sucking dick. But what’s noteworthy is Elsa’s eyes are fixed on something as if she’s on the lookout right now. It should be noted this is a public space and filming this shot requires the car door to be open.

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Like a dumbass, Jax plots to take Elsa to his place because the wrong head is doing the thinking. He says they can discuss “maybe” letting her go. Elsa should not accept his “maybe.” She needs an agreement in writing with signatures.

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In a bed no man would ever have, in a place I don’t believe would belong to someone like Jax, he tells Elsa that if she wants to go home, she has to do what he says. Yup, nothing rapist or criminal about that sentence. Nope, not at all.

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As the action commences, Elsa is sporting panties that say “You are Mine.” Kendrick Lamar did say that “pussy got endless prisoners.” The minute a guy works in the fun tunnel, he enters the pussy Quantum Realm.

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Ten minutes in, and we’re still here. Elsa could at least take her shoes off while in the bed. This isn’t a strip club, and only black male pornstars leave their shoes on.

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40 minutes in, and Jax finally cums. But like most of us, some of his logic is lost in the semen, and he decides to nap next to the criminal he’s been tasked with capturing.

So naturally, Elsa zip-ties his arm to… nothing. I kid you not, she literally puts the zip-tie on his wrist, but he’s not strapped to anything. No one considered this while filming, and Jax has to pretend he can’t get out the bed.


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