I took the time to rank every pornstar and adult model I’ve liked. You’re welcome.

I’ve been watching online porn since 2002. I remember every pornstar I have ever liked. And by “liked” I mean I liked the pornstar enough that I would watch a scene strictly because they are in it.

Here’s how you know you like a pornstar. If I’m told Nicole Aniston has a new scene, I go “cool.” If I’m told there’s a new video of Jennica Lynn, I go “WHERE?!” That’s the difference.

To my count, at any given day or minute I have liked roughly 1868 pornstars. Here is a list of those pornstars and adult models, in order of how much I like them.

1. Jennica Lynn

2. Virgo Peridot

3. Kelly Divine

4. Cassie0pia

5. Maserati XXX

6. Lisa Ann

7. Felicia Clover

8. Mazzeratie Monica

9. London Andrews

10. Milly Marks (Marx)

11. Vanessa Y.

12. Klaudia Kelly

13. Ava Rose

14. Alexis Texas

15. Isis Taylor

16. Daphne Rosen

17. Lily Sincere

18. Caroline Pierce

19. Brianna Love

20. Kiara Mia

21. Ricki White

22. Layla Monroe

23. Shane Diesel

24. Mal Malloy

25. Lucie Wilde

26. Aurora Jolie

27. Anna Beck

28. Milena Velba

29. Korina Kova

30. Flower Tucci

. . .

. . .

1,868. Wesley Pipes

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