Today we’re watching “Full Service Hair Salon” featuring Sarah Banks and Sabina Rouge. This episode is from TeamSkeet’s subsite Dyked.

Sarah Banks is an entrepreneur and stylist living the single life. Good for her! But when Sabina Rouge arrives for a wash, Sarah inexplicably forces herself on Sabina despite Sabina’s resistance. That’s not good for anyone. At least it shouldn’t be.

I won’t pretend to know anything about hair care. I don’t know what I’m looking at (a hairdryer) or why it’s being used (to dry hair). So let’s skip all of this.

What kind of question is this? What does she expect Sarah to say? It’s fantastic, the best choice I have ever made. I fuck anyone I want, never wash dishes, and cry myself to sleep every Saturday!

Holy foreshadowing TeamSkeet! Meeting people is tough when we sink so much of our energy into work. It’s probably why 15% of respondents to a ReportLinker survey said they met their significant other at work.

Smart. Candice (the customer) falling asleep at least handles the plot hole of how Sabina and Sarah could fuck without being noticed. It’s still unrealistic as shit, but I appreciate the effort.

A white girl at a black salon? I bet she’s here off a recommendation from her one black friend.

I bet you are.

I bet you will.

Or dead. Have you considered Candice might be dead? Sabina laughs now, but it won’t be funny when Sarah stops running her fingers through Sabina’s hair and starts running her fingers through Sabina’s pussy.

Hello darkness, my old friend …

Nothing strange about that last line. Sarah’s aggression is a massive mistake. You have to build rapport before pushing for the sale. Now Sabina is on the defensive.

Bless Sabina’s heart, thinking she has a choice. Sarah is telling Sabina, “This is not an option, bitch. If you don’t get the complimentary massage, we have a problem.”

The complimentary massage doesn’t look so bad. Maybe I got Sarah pegged all wrong.

Bad touch. BAD TOUCH!!! It’s a good thing Sabina isn’t the type to speak up. Otherwise, Sarah would have more on her hands than Sabina’s velvet glove. I’m referring to a lawsuit. Sarah would have a lawsuit on her hands.

Oh, that’s what you call it, tension? Cause all I remember Sarah talking about was “coming (cumming) really soon.”

It’s never explained what prompts Sarah to do this, but I think her quote provides an answer. Sarah isn’t interested in releasing Sabina’s tension; instead, Sarah is looking to release her own on Sabina. The single life can be tough. Compelling stuff, I swear.

Men, a word of advice, if I may? Repeatedly telling the other person, “it’s okay” doesn’t make it okay. Okay? Glad we had this brief chat.

I kind of want you to keep your panties on as well, Sabina. I can admit this is both strangely hot and deeply uncomfortable. This episode long erased consent between the two, yet I feel this would be more unsettling if Sarah was a guy and not an equally attractive woman.

Nevermind. With that line, this scene just became more unsettling. I feel safe in saying Sabina doesn’t want “it.”

Sarah eating out Sabina is the exact moment where the episode is conflicting. As long as you can overlook that this doesn’t represent consensual sex, the sex itself is pretty hot. Realizations like this are why porn numbs you to logic: you can better enjoy the stuff you’re watching.

I feel I need to say something positive. So here it is: If anything, Sarah did come through on her promise to get Sabina nice and wet. And she’s undoubtedly cleaning up with her tongue. That’s excellent customer service, no?

Earlier this morning, Sabina got dressed, probably had breakfast, and ventured out into the world to get her hair treated. Hours later, some chick is landing her pussy right on Sabina’s face. What an insane day!

Again, this is hot and all. But Sabina being down to eat out Sarah doesn’t make up for what was originally a sex crime just minutes ago. Or maybe it does. I dunno anymore, porn makes no sense.

So, how’s the single life? Pretty messy.