It’s Avengers: Endgame week! Today we look at Brazzers’ “Riding The Wife” featuring Lela Star and Johnny Sins.
When creating a ranking of every pornstar I have ever liked, I knew Jennica Lynn would make the top of the list. Being an analytic person, it didn’t matter what metric or system I used. My top choice was never in question.
Today we’re watching Virgo Peridot in “New Year’s Anal Resolution” from Plumper Pass. The scene is what you think it is except for the involvement of a champagne bottle.
I’ve been watching online porn since 2002. I remember every pornstar I have ever liked. And by “liked” I mean I liked the pornstar enough that I would watch a scene strictly because they are in it.
I love the film Don Jon. About 80% of its message on porn and masturbation addiction interfering with life rings uncomfortably true. There is one thing I don’t understand, though: how did Jon “Don Jon” Martello masturbate to completion 11 times in a day?
Today we’re watching Elsa Jean in “To Catch A White Woman” from Teens Love Black Cocks. In this scene, Jax Slayher has to find criminal Elsa. Elsa’s laziness allows her to get caught, while Jax’s stupidity enables her to fuck him and escape capture.
Today we explain Krissy Lynn and Aubrey Sinclair in “Get Her Juices Flowing” from Brazzer’s Hot and Mean.
In this scene, barista Aubrey is too distracted by Krissy’s tits to do her job. After receiving a hot flash from an errant drink order and stripping off her top, Krissy opts to make Aubrey taste her “organic juices.” This will somehow make Aubrey a more focused worker.