Today we look at the lovely Curvy Quinn in “Dick Pill” from Plumper Pass. Curvy Quinn gives Jimmy Dix the wrong medication. Rather than curing his headache, he has an easier time getting an erection. Kids, never confuse pills. Weird things happen.
Today we look at Codi Vore in “Codi & Her Giant Toy Cock” from Scoreland. Codi misses the touch of her man and wants to masturbate for all of us. And him, I suppose.
Today we look at Mercedes Carrera and Riley Reid in “Pass The Mom: Part Two” from Mommy’s Girl. Riley catches her stepmom Mercedes having sex with Riley’s sister, Goldie Rush. So Riley uses this against Mercedes to get oral. It’s an endgame that would even confuse Doctor Strange.
Today we look at Lily Love and Mia Malkova in “Testing My Limits.” It tells the story of an assistant to the celebrities struggling with setting up all of her clients’ playdates. Admins need dick, too.
What does “MILF” stand for?
It stands for “Mom I’d Like to Fuck.” According to Urban Dictionary, the acronym can also mean “Mature I’d Like to Fuck.” Which a) I didn’t know, and b) is a bit confusing.
Today we look at Jessa Rhodes and Lucas Frost in “My Sexy Stepmom.” It tells the story of a stepson who has learned nothing from #MeToo, masturbating to his stepmom while peeping through an open door. Naturally, this behavior is rewarded. Because porn.
Today we look at Mazzaratie Monica in “Big Booty Cable Duty.” Mazzaratie makes a visit to JB’s dreams as he waits for the cable tech to fix his service. Ironically, he was preparing to beat off to a Mazzaratie Monica scene before dozing off. He never gets his cable fixed.