We’re watching “Mommy Posing” with Kendra Lust and Riley Reid from Mommy’s Girl.

When Kendra’s usual yoga instructor cancels, Riley is sent by the studio as a substitute. Kendra uses the power of her shapely butt to seduce Riley. But before making Riley her full-time instructor and sex partner, Kendra has one request: be like her daughter and call Kendra “mommy.”

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This must be a flashback. Casey Calvert trusting her mom’s friend enough to come out is a sweet moment until you remember the mom’s friend has sex with Casey.

I know it is possible Casey showed interest in Kendra and Kendra simply reciprocated, but I doubt it!

Kendra, a grown-ass woman, is hurt that her friend’s college-aged daughter doesn’t want to come out and play anymore. Was the sex that good?

Kendra preyed on Casey and took advantage of an opportunity, confirmed. For reasons that are hypocritical and hard to unpack, I would be less okay if a middle-aged man were the one preying on Casey.

Holy big tits, Kendra Lust! I don’t understand this camera view. Is Riley Reid the size of a child?

Wouldn’t the studio have to confirm with Kendra before changing yoga instructors? Maybe they reached out, but Kendra was too busy having a case of the sads over some college pussy.

You’ll certainly get to know each other a lot better, Riley. For the uneducated, like me, Yogamatters explains what a yoga flow is:

Often called flow yoga, Vinyasa Flow is a style of yoga with focus on transitions and movements, with less time spent in stationary poses.

Ohhhh … I still don’t get it. But thank you!

Just so you know, warrior poses are a good way to strengthen your legs and core, and improve flexibility and balance.

But never mind that shit, because here’s Kendra’s noticeably round ass!

… I’m not even sure what to say to this.

And clearly, neither does Riley.

Here’s some context, but it won’t make sense: When Casey confided in Kendra, Kendra set it up as a role-play so Casey could practice telling her mother she may be lesbian.

That’s fine. Kendra wanted to be empathetic as if Casey was her real daughter and helped Casey open up.

Again, that’s fine. BUT Kendra then had sex with Casey.

At best, Kendra dropped the role-play and transitioned to eating Casey out. At worst, Kendra was still role playing and thought a mother having sex with her daughter was a thing. It is not.

Flash forward to the present, and Kendra wants Riley to pretend they are mother and daughter and have sex. Makes sense?

No you don’t! Riley, don’t pretend to understand Kendra’s request in the name of quality customer service.

“Good luck to you and that ‘daughter’ of yours. Byeeeee.”

Ohhhh, I see. Kendra doesn’t need a pretend daughter. She needs someone to pretend to be like her daughter. Worlds apart, those two ideas are.

So … did Kendra fuck her daughter? I pray she’s conveniently forgetting the prefix step-.

Don’t try to make sense of this Riley. My professional advice: either go ahead and request cash, or peace out this bitch. No judgment either way.

The way Kendra is describing this doesn’t sound sexual at all. But Riley should request more details on what Kendra expects her to do. Homework? Talk about boys? Have her hair braided?

Someone tells Kendra this isn’t a straight porn scene. She’s confusing her innuendos.

Riley should take the money and do what Kendra wants. This could turn into a horror movie, but as a former independent contractor, I know consistent clientele and any extra cash flow helps.

I guess we’re doing this. Good choice, Riley. I think Kendra would like to start with “The Bridge to Pleasuretown.”

Riley gives Kendra an ass massage, which definitely isn’t a yoga pose. Not that I’m complaining.

Nope! Thanks, I hate it. “Mommy” talk took me right out of this.

WHY WOULD YOUR DAUGHTER MASSAGE YOUR ASS?! WHY USE THE WORD “DAUGHTER?!”

Aaaaaahhhh!!! As long as Riley keeps calling Kendra “mommy,” I accept that anything moving forward is going to be a little less hot and bit more gross.

Bless her heart. Riley doesn’t realize it’s too late to turn this car back around.

Gross. The “mommy” bit, not the good ol’ fashion “Back That Ass Up” pose.

Just eat it already. Everyone and their pretend daughter know where this is going.

FINALLY! I mean—GROSS! I don’t know how I feel anymore. On one hand, Riley is pretending to be Kendra’s daughter, who Kendra apparently fantasizes being eaten out by. On the other, this is hot.

Nope! I’m out, fellas. The rest of this is just Kendra Lust and Riley Reid having sex while Riley continually calls Kendra “mommy.” I’ll step away for a glass of lemon water and return if anything interesting happens.

Face-smothering. This feels too aggressive and intense to be called facesitting.

Kendra telling Riley she’s “such a good girl who makes mommy happy” means we should get out of here before this somehow gets any weirder.

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This is outrageously insane! If we erased the “mommy” and “daughter” stuff, this actually isn’t that crazy. Without that, it’s just Kendra Lust having sex with her cute yoga instructor, Riley Reid.

Yoga is quite sexual, so yoga turning into sex makes sense. What doesn’t make sense (or is too batshit insane to consider) is Kendra having a daughter sex fantasy.

And yes, Kendra is likely referring to Casey because they had a fucked up role-play. But why keep the ambiguity open?

I could yell at the clouds about how weird insane it is, but instead, I’ll leave you with this comment from porn viewer Jimmysplash:

Amazing! I love she has her ass in face.

No one watches porn for the plot. People want to see “ass in face.” You can find “Mommy Posing” with Kendra Lust and Riley Reid at Mommy’s Girl and purchase a membership to download the entire scene. Have a good night, and drive home safely.